Remember JAWS, that iconic film directed by Steven Spielberg starring Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, and Lorraine Gary. Oh, and one killer of a hungry shark terrorizing a small coastal township during the height of its summer season.

Anyone who has seen JAWS – and really, who hasn’t? – knows that the teenaged girl / victim in the opening scenes (shown in pic on left) wasn’t having a good day. I mean, she’s drunk, and her boyfriend is even drunker. He’s so drunk, he’s passed out on the beach, so you know she’s not gettin’ any. So what’s a horny girl to do? I know – take a nice cool down in the water. I’ll just wade on over here in the deeper section of the ocean and…wait…what’s that tug?…Ow! Why does it sting? OMG, is that blood…AAAGH, the pain, AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!! Yeah, she wasn’t having a good day. Nothing like getting killed by a couple of shark bites to the leg and upper torso.



UNLESS they’re like a MILLION bites all over your ENTIRE BODY AND FACE by a school of BLOODTHIRSTY, FRENZIED PIRANHAS! Check out this pic below from the upcoming PIRANHA 3D (remake of 1978′s PIRANHA), directed by Alexandre Aja:







That my friend, is a REALLY bad day. Or as they say in this neck of the woods, “At least it’s the dry heat”.

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